Crabs?

We are still perplexed...

Crab Stats:

Crab	Crab	Did you know? (Crab)
HP	1,000,000	Crabs don't feel pain, but they sure know how to inflict it!
Atk	2,000,000	The Pea Crab is the smallest known crab, measuring about 2cm across!
Def	100,000,000	Crabs started the French Revolution!